HiiRagi Army: Berserker

HiiRagi Fact: A fully grown Berserker can fit 13 humans in its mouth at once (not including the legs)

 

Berserker.  The last word in World Domination (besides HiiRagi).

 

The name says it all, and for those who are not minions of HiiRagi, be afraid, be VERY afraid.  An experiment that went a little bit wrong but in a good way.  Berserkers do not reason, they do not care, they do not stop, you will be eaten or drown in their drool.  If you see one, then it’s all over red rover, either that or unfortunately one has escaped… hey, it happens to the best of us.

 

Hard to control, even harder to train, HiiRagi’s Berserkers are the ultimate in utter destruction and carnage.  HiiRagi sees the Berserker as truly the piece de resistance in the HiiRagi Army, they must be unleashed only in the true moments of glory or the darkest of hours.  When all else fails, release the Berserker.  

 

The only design flaw is the excessive drool but the Berserker has even managed to turn that into a weapon, which is good because HiiRagi just couldn’t seem to fix it… Berserkers Specialty Skills include (but are not limited to) Destruction, Carnage, Rampaging, Mauling and Rioting.  No wonder HiiRagi loves them so much….

 

Berserker have only had a very limited exposure to the world but they do have a few favourite things to calm them down or make them happy:

 

MUSIC: Atari Teenage Riot, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys

 

FILMS/TV: Full Metal Jacket, Itchi the Killer, the Alien series, Star Wars (Episodes 4-6), WWE, HR Puffenstuff

 

HEROES: Sigourney Weaver, Chewbacca, Andre the Giant, Jabba the Hutt, the plant out of Little Shop of Horrors(everyone loves a good musical)

 

BOOKS: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, John Lydon’s Biography ‘No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish’, The Lost Thing

 

GUILTY PLEASURES: Ben 10, ice cream

 

FAVOURITE QUOTES: “To live horribly and to die horribly is choosing a beautiful way of life” (Samurai Bushido saying)that generally comes out as “mmmmlllleeeerrrr hooooorrtttt kkkrrraaaa bbuuuuuuuuuuutterrr llllaaarrrrfffff”.